North Epping Rangers Reserves Cheating??

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Doc
wrote on 26-Jun-23 17:00

During the match on the weekend, I saw one of the Rangers players with two kneecaps. Is this normal or are they using super humans to try and boost their results??

Einstein
wrote on 27-Jun-23 11:43

Have a little look down and count how many knees you have then see if you can guess the number of kneecaps you're meant to have. 

Pretty sure you'll find most players running around with 2 of them 

 

Roman Romanov
wrote on 27-Jun-23 14:44

Yeah two legs two kneecaps, names Doc and can't even get it right 

Newtowns Finest
wrote on 27-Jun-23 15:22

i reckon they skipped training to watch the origin on the weekend those blokes

Jed’s Tits
wrote on 27-Jun-23 18:52

Their coach is a muppet

shit player and an even shitter coach

got no idea

belongs in all age 

I’m Lost.
wrote on 28-Jun-23 06:15

Who are we talking about here Rangers? cause they have a new coach now the gimp is gone.

Jed's Tits
wrote on 28-Jun-23 07:45

He made them train instead of letting them watch origin. Poor blokes had to watch the replay not knowing NSW were going to cop 30 odd points, they're not getting promoted and they're not getting relegated. Coach is a donkey 

Onions
wrote on 28-Jun-23 10:08

Jed’s Tits wrote:
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>Their coach is a muppet

>shit player and an even shitter coach

>got no idea

>belongs in all age 


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Sounds like a disgruntled reserve grader wishing to play first grade. AA5's are scouting an onion provider for next year....

Jed's Tits
wrote on 28-Jun-23 11:20

Sounds like you know a lot about peeling onions and All Age 5 you little lick ass rat

Or perhaps you're the useless coach himself? 

Papa Onions
wrote on 29-Jun-23 16:55

After all the clubs you been through over the year it's evident "onions over ability". You will be a great asset to the AA5 next year alongside Papa onion peeler as coach

Top Cat
wrote on 03-Jul-23 18:02

When the cat is away the mouse will play !

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