ALL HAIL THE NORTHERN KFC COLONEL

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The Northern KFC Colonel
wrote on 23-Aug-20 18:04

There was a hail of PopCorn Chicken at fortress Santa Rosa yesterday and those poor old pretenders St Pats were caught in the Colonel's storm.

St Pats thank you for turning up yesterday, your shirts have shrunk even more since the last time we met, time to start that GoFundMe page and invest in bigger shirts and maybe some better training facilities.

We've done the whole of NWSF/GHFA a favor by beating these useless toilet brushes. Tight shirts cutting off circulation to the brain these pretenders don't know which side of the bridge they're from anymore.

ALL HAIL THE NORTHERN KFC COLONEL. OUR PREMIER LEAGUE CHARGE CONTINUES.

The Colonel Has Spoken

#bowdowntothecolonel #wearekfc #stpatspretenders #stpatsaa12021 #whosnext? #zingerzingerchickendinner

the maccas
wrote on 25-Aug-20 19:06

Minimum age required to play super league?

beetch
wrote on 25-Aug-20 21:04

not sure think its 16 but you could be playing in 10/7's and crack a starting spot in firsts. I'm sure the colonel will take anyone who's ready to have an argument with the squad

The Northern KFC Colonel
wrote on 26-Aug-20 00:07

Northern KFC have the best dressing room atmosphere in the league. Anyone who wishes to join us will need to trial and pass the personality test and meet to my approval, or else you're better of going to St Pats they'll accept anyone in AA1 next year. #bowtothecolonel

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wrote on 26-Aug-20 06:06

Does “fortress Santa Rosa” even have a change room. The fields the size of Meadowbank 8 back in the day

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