Hello all, Sadly we will not be returning to the all mighty SUPreme leaGue in the GHFA this season, us as a club are going through a transition stage and as a result have decided to have a fair crack in the all age division (11/12 to be specific), I believe you would have to agree that this is a courageous decision made by the Chief FooTbaLl officer (CFO) at our club. Our early season form (GHFA/FFA cuP) has indicated that we will be climbing Mt Everest this season in an attempt to reach the SUPreme league once again next season, non the less we play with fighting spirit so we have the hope and a never say never attitude to match! We are hoping for one last hit out against QualITY footballing opposition before our season opener (tbc), we've got full sized dirt field booked, size 6 match balls at our disposal, corner flags in place and the white lines marked. So if you know a team that has 11 qualItY foOtbaLLing players, please kindly respond to this enquiry in a timely fashion. Kindest Regards, Chief FooTBALLing Officer Thomas. p.s. fun fact, birds don't urinate.

See everyone... This is why incest is ill-advised! You end up like Thomas. Say hi to your mum/sister.