Masterclass Hattrick from Batts is not enough!

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The World Is Not Enough
wrote on 24-Feb-13 20:01

A masterclass hattrick from Beecroft veteran and hallow leader, Batts, was not enough to overcome a scrappy Thornleigh Thunder side on Sunday at Roselea. Batts was superb for the Wombats and inspired a comeback which fell short as Thunder's defence held on. Without many of their superstars, Thornleigh looked frail at times and Beecroft assualted their defence led by the enigmatic Batts. The opening goal was scored within minutes after kick off. Beecroft took a shock lead through Batts who exploded onto a ball managing to keep it in from the baseline, drilling it past the Thunder goalkeeper and deflecting off a defender into the back of the net. Controversy surrounded the goal as it appeared the ball had already gone over the line, however referee Shane Dickson awarded the goal with no hesitation despite the pleas of Thunder players. Batts claimed the goal to his name, yet many agree that it was an own goal. Thunder caught Beecroft napping with two goals, which included a pearler of a free kick flying in to the top left corner. Batts was in disgust with his troops and began to become frustrated and lose his composure. It was 2-1 at halftime and Thunder appeared to be in control however Batts once again against all adversities slotted in an equaliser to keep the Wombats in with chance. Batts begun to wind up some drunken Thornleigh hooligans and their fearless Manager; 'Boris'. Once again Batts and his teammates were in disagreement about several halftime tactics and was refused to pass the ball to a fellow player from Beecroft because he had apparently 'abused' him at halftime. Such abuse was not officially recorded however there were rumours quick to reach the ears of many, that Batts slapped several players including an innocent bystander who attempted to quell the violence. Such accusations are indeed disturbing. Thunder pulled back into the lead when a rocket shot deflected of the David Luiz/Puyol/ Collocini looking bloke from Beecroft. Thunder were up 3-2 and a cracker off a shot 15 minutes later from their former Player/Manager seemed to seal the victory. However Batts rallied his troops and hit back, completing his hattrick (and winning the match ball for his efforts). In celebration he once again riled up the Thornleigh faithful, with very odd looking pushups. Seconds later in a moment of madness, Batts abandoned his teammates walked off the field to get a drink from a bubbler. Without permission from the referee to come back on, he strolled on as if he was the Fresh Prince of Bel Air and began to swear at many including his own teammates, opposing players and staff. Thornleigh looked shaky in the last minutes and this didnt help by one of their drunken hooligans yelling very loudly. Batts had the chance to pull a fourth and stunning equaliser off a cross into the box, with only minutes to remain. However the stalwart fired wide and the final whistle blew two minutes later. Thunder holding on by the skin off their teeth. Official reports have been filed for the incidents involving Batts. In summary they are as follow:

- Assaulting innocent male. (NOTE: Was a minor)
- Assualting his own players.
- Leaving field without permission and returning to it without permission
- Wearing the same numbered shirt as three other players in the Beecroft team. (Hence none of his goals should have counted)
- Swearing at opposition fans and medical staff.

Final Score Thornleigh Thunder 4-3 Beecroft Wombats
Played at Roselea Oval, Carlingford, Sunday 24th Feburary 2013.

Transfer Rumours: After his masterclass display Batts is being pursued by former clubs Kenthurst and Normanhurst.

The World Is Not Enough
wrote on 24-Feb-13 20:05

Batts did not assualt a minor.. its a joke.

kiwi
wrote on 24-Feb-13 21:00

borris
im assuming you guys rested a fair few boys. i know its only trials, unless wombats picked up some good players.
a wins a win no mater what the score is
i heard the new coach has brought in a few quality player.

LiamW
wrote on 24-Feb-13 22:05

The first goal was an OG! So no hat trick

How much did Batts give the thunder bloke to talk him up!

Cheers for the game boys!

All our love

Panelbeater FC

Ageless
wrote on 25-Feb-13 07:05

Batts still at it and excelling.
Best player tabs coach the league has ever seen.

Borris
wrote on 25-Feb-13 10:04

kiwi Wrote:

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> borris
> im assuming you guys rested a fair few boys. i
> know its only trials, unless wombats picked up
> some good players.
> a wins a win no mater what the score is
> i heard the new coach has brought in a few quality
> player


was just a rubbish game really..

we stunk.. they stunk.. who cares..

Sharp
wrote on 26-Feb-13 11:01

Boris Looking very sharp for ressies against beecroft, pinpoint deliveries all day

True
wrote on 01-Mar-13 21:02

Heard you have lost a few players Borris, is this true..

boris becker
wrote on 01-Mar-13 23:07

Yeah lost half the squad to wollongong wolves

Borris
wrote on 03-Mar-13 10:04

Yeah lost 36 players...

Stati0nMaster
wrote on 05-Mar-13 13:09

Borris Wrote:

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> Yeah lost 36 players...

When is the next trial?

Borris
wrote on 05-Mar-13 15:09

tonight 7.30 Oakleigh oval.

Travesty
wrote on 08-Aug-13 19:00

It is a travesty batts ever participated in Premier Ligue division One

trolloch
wrote on 08-Apr-14 16:04

..is Batts still playing?

Dark Matter
wrote on 11-Apr-14 19:08

Heard he was running around for the Wombats in AA4 or AA5

Carlo High
wrote on 30-May-14 11:05

West Penno Patriot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Batts is at neighbours carlingford now Is Batts playing Carlingford 35s? Surely someone knows?

West Penno Patriot
wrote on 30-May-14 11:06

Batts is at neighbours carlingford now

Good one
wrote on 30-May-14 17:02

No he is still at beecroft

stated
wrote on 30-May-14 21:04

Kingslayer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Last I heard he was at Epping Eastwood he is a at beecroft still as already stated

Kingslayer
wrote on 30-May-14 21:09

Last I heard he was at Epping Eastwood

the master
wrote on 31-May-14 02:09

Playing AA for BEE

Wombatter
wrote on 01-Jun-14 18:03

Batts is playing a mixture of aa4 And 45s for Beecroft. Still a very handy player and still missed by everyone in super league

Hitchhiker
wrote on 01-Jun-14 19:08

Then take a ride Batts over to another forum.This is Premier League mate.

anyone is welcome
wrote on 01-Jun-14 21:08

its a public forum dickhead where anyone can comment, just so you dont forget batts was a brillant coach, hopefully we see him coach another team soon, would be great to see him back in pl or sl

Google
wrote on 10-Sep-14 16:03

Can I have his details also. Heaps of hits.

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